Posted on Dec 27, 2007 in Life, Websites
This year the ObscureInternet forum members decided that this year we should have a 'Secret Santa', the main rule being The present sent must be something you already own. The value of which is entirely up to you.
Anyway fast forward a few days, this arrived;
Look at the address, it could only be my secret Santa gifts! So I hurried to open it, and I found the following;
A pen making light of serious problem of cats being killed by dogs wearing clowns clothes in hit and run incidents.
One of those fashionable (a few years ago) wrist band things, that is extremely tight even on my girly wrists. This one is for beating off bullies or some such thing.
Some chewing gum, which was sent no doubt to hide my offensive breath.
Disappointingly, none of the chewing gum was missing.
Some Boots Spa washing gear, so not only do I have bad breath, my body also smells. Great!
Soup. Soup that is worth 25p. Soup that is worth 25p which was won on a raffle.
Some 'Fiz Wiz', I'm not down with the kids but I can only assume that this is some sort of new drug, that they are taking at their Rave parties. I will put this in the wife's tea to see what happens.
A coin, with a picture of a disfigure man on it. I mean seriously that scar is bigger than his entire face.
The finally gift, was a pound coin sized token with a picture of smiley face that has been shot in the forehead. Is this warning to tell me not to get too happy or is it a message to tell me I should go shopping with the wife more often.
All in all, I couldn't be happier with my 'Secret Santa', I think this fits the bill perfectly and I can't wait for next years! 🙂
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